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Friday, February 8, 2008

The Lost Dr. Suess Poem



I Love My Job


I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.


I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell, there’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won’t care. I love each program and every file.
I’d love them more if they worked awhile.


I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job- I’ll say it again- I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!!!!!!

5 comments:

Liquid said...

YOU crack me up!

Diamond said...

LOL...that was great!!

Cliff said...

I think I saw that book in the HR office at my shop. It's called the employee manual.

Trinity said...

hahaha... wah! I think I would like to employ you.. hahahaha

Linda Jones Malonson said...

I laughed until I cried --- how innovative. I know just how you feel!

Oh yes, I dropped in by way of WIXY's Blog.