To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy M eal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Fin ally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
To Be 6 Again
Posted by Michelle at 6:17 AM
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5 comments:
Oh dear...what a storyyyyy!!!! HE HE HE HE HE...
If a man is alone in the woods talking and no one is there to hear him.....is he still wrong?
Ha ha ha ha ha. Sounds like my husband. Happy heart's day, dear.
That was great!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY :-D
I'm here from Warren's blog and noticed you linked to me. Thanks very much and Happy Valentines Day.
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