Jesus & the Burglar

A
burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit,
he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score,
then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.


Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
Clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined
his light around frantically, looking for the source of the
voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came
to rest on a parrot.

Did
you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot
confessed, then squawked, "I'm just
trying to warn
you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world
are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the
burglar laughed . "What kind of people
would name a bird
Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus."