Gonna Be A Bear

Gonna Be a Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd
like to come back as a bear. When you're a
bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing
but sleep for six months. I could deal with
that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnuts) while
you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with
that!

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you
mean business. You can swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of
line, you swat them, too. I could deal with
that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to
wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you
will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!!