SAD NEWS:
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
4 comments:
Painfully funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Ouch... that made me laugh sooo much! Thanks for making me smile, I needed that xx
Ohhh my! You know, now that I think about it ... he has not been on TV for some time. No wonder bread!!!
Will the stay sof mashmallow man take his place? How will i get muffin mix??? Ohh dear ohhh dear.
Hilarious! you just make my day! do come back soon and give us more articles like this one..haha
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